Ah... tea. There's no beverage more relaxing. No beverage more elegant. No beverage more social than tea. I love tea. It's my favorite thing to drink. I often think about all the different kinds of tea there are in the world, their benefits, their tastes, their smells. I thought I was doomed to just stay stuck with knock-off store brand tea bags to satisfy my herbal fixation when I heard of something amazing.
cue choir of angels......NOW!Teavana is a store literally dedicated to tea. They sell seven different types of tea, each with different flavors and blends. There's one out there for you folks. I assure you.
The tea specialists are friendly and very knowledgable about what they're selling. They offer free samples and demonstrations of their products and if you frequent at their they actually remember who you are (right Joe?).
The place literally looks like you walked into an asian tea shop. It's decorated with different tea pots and tea cups that just make you jealous of the bastards that get to stare at them all day. Seriously, those tea pots remind me that I'm poor by just looking at them. No store has made me feel so depressed and so zhen at the same time.
The tea is definately worth a try though. And those bastards are so good at selling it that you leave the store short fifty-six bucks, with a pound of skinny chai pu-ehr tea in your hands without even realizing what just happened. Speaking which of, I think I'll have a cup.
Dear God, I just tea-gasmed.
I'm Mariah Flanders and that's what I'm about
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