Learning to love: Ke$ha

I'm not one for pop music. In fact, I'm a rather large classic rock fan. But every once in a while there will be that one pop song, that one radio hit, that one party anthem that'll weasel it's way into my ear drums and bore it's way into my cranium and NEVER LEAVE!! And then, there's the radio pop tart artist that manages to fool everyone into thinking she can sing. You know, the girl that puts out a few catchy songs that manages to ninja their way into the hearts of even the most critical of music listeners?

I'm looking at you, Cyrus

Though I've tried as hard as I could to ignore the catchy melodies and head bobbing beats I just can't. It's too poppy. It's too upbeat.

GOD DAMN YOU, KE$HA!!!!!!

Yes, Ke$ha! God, I'm so ashamed. She's the epitome of commercialized, cheap entertainment, but I just can't help having a soft spot for her music. I mean she wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy for Christ's sake. Who else feels like that when they wake up?

what ever, Diddy....

She's just good at making party music. "Don't Stop" had to be played at every party I attended this year. It's just fun to dance to.

So yes, Ke$ha's a total skank whore with no talent, but it's ok to like her songs. Because her songs make people happy. Even if they never leave your brain.

I'm Mariah Flanders, and that's what I'm about